King of Shaves?

King of SHIT more like.

"The unique flexible hinge incorporates our "Bendology Technology" which allows the Endurium coated super long-lasting blades to shave at optimum pressure against the skin whilst the large soft rubber ‘bumper’ helps reduce risk of unwanted nicks and lifts stubble for a smoother more comfortable shave."

Bollocks. It's uncomfortable, doesn't sit well in the hand at all, and doesn't hardly shave anything.

I'm talking about their new AZOR razor. Boots in Carnaby was out of my normal replacement blades and I bought all the propaganda on the packet. More fool me.

Now I used it to shave my head, ok it's not the face, but come on. "Take short strokes"? No. I'll shave at my pace like I always have. I don't have a week to shave my head. I can do it in 15 minutes and get it as smooth as a porn starlet's quim. But not with this piece of junk.

I'm going back to what works, Wilkinson Sword Flexible. Works a treat. Up yours and screw your LIES King of Sphincters. I wasted two nights and a lot of spittle on my mirror with you.

Someone who actually shaves their face, prove me wrong please.