First bus doesn't turn up.
Wait thirty minutes for next bus, its full and drives past without stopping.
Call opticians and cancel my appointment for this morning.
Wait twenty minutes for next bus, force my way in the doors, no money on my oyster card.
Take kids to school then wife drives me to the train station.
Traffic most of the way due to hearse and funeral procession.
Finally on train two hours after I should have got the bus.
Not had breakfast yet, desperately need coffee.
Some real Monday type of shit, so far. What next?